"The White Sox Make Me Drink" – Unisex White Classic Tee

Being a White Sox fan is tough. At least your shirt doesn’t have to be.

Whether you’re watching another blown lead or just laughing through the pain, this tee delivers the perfect mix of comfort, quality, and unapologetic South Side sarcasm.

Printed on the Gildan 5000—a staple in fanwear for good reason—this shirt is made from 100% preshrunk heavyweight cotton, giving it a substantial, durable feel without sacrificing comfort. The fit is a classic unisex cut: not too tight, not too loose, and designed to hold its shape wash after wash. It lays just right across the chest and shoulders, and feels soft enough for all-day wear, even on doubleheader Sundays.

How it feels:

- Slightly structured but breathable
- Soft on the skin, not stiff or scratchy
- Gets more comfortable with each wear

How it fits:

- True-to-size, classic unisex fit
- Room in the sleeves and torso without being boxy
- Length hits around the hips — perfect for layering or wearing solo

Features:

- 100% preshrunk cotton (for consistent sizing over time)
- Double-needle stitching at sleeves and hem for added durability
- Seamless ribbed collar
- Tag-free label for zero neck itch

Available in sizes S–3XL

Bottom line: This tee holds up better than our pitching staff. It’s the perfect piece for tailgates, heartbreaks, and everything in between.